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1.        pappu and his wife

pappu and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Pappu says: Drink quickly....Wife asks: Why??Pappu says: Hot coffee is Rs.5 and Cold coffeeis Rs.10.

2.        mariage is just like 2 d restuarent


mariage is just like going  2 d restuarent. We order d food we like. But when seening d food in d next table we think dat,     "ATHU MATHIYAYIRUNNU............

3.      WRITTEN BY A TRUE


Written by a true lover in the memory of lost love: "Whenever I see her I hate her, But whenever I see other couples, I really miss her.

4.      TEETH SAID TO TONGUE

teeth said to tongue: "IF i just press u little, u'll get cut."

Tongue replied: "If  I missuse one word against someone, then u 32 will come out"

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