tintumon sms malayalam comedy

Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon: Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..






Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”






“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu, joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu. sweekarikkane.






Muthachanumayi vazhakkitta tintumon muthachante photo semitheriyil kondupoyi thookki…


ennittu atinte thazhe ezuthi………


















” COMING SOON”








Achan: njan innale vazhakku paranjappol nee engottu poyi?
Tintumon: Toilet kazhukan......
Achan: vishamam theerkkan aano????
Tintumon: Alla... njan achante toothbrush vechanu toilet kazhukiyathu...


Tintumon Rockzzzzzzzzzzz






Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.


He wrote:






Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!






Teacher: Entha ithra tension?? Hall ticket, ID Card, calculator atho mantenkilum maranno??


Tintumon: athonnumalla sir.. naalatheykkulla copy bits aanu njaan innu konduvannathu..








Tintumon: Ini orikkalum mazha peyyumbol IDI undaavilla!
Frnd:Athenthada?
Tintu: Patrathil Vaartha undayirunnu
'IDI' minnaletu marichennu!!






Tintumon comes to school with 1Black shoe and 1White shoe.
Teacher : Go home and change it.
Tntumon : Poyitt oru karyavumilla Avideyum Oru Blackum oru Whitum anullathu






Tintumon Was smoking in front of his father . friend ask "are you in front of your father ?."
Tintumon says "achnalle petrool pump onnum allallooooooo






Begger: "Ammaa thaye, picha thayo! Enikku samsaarikkaan kazhiyilla... oru oouma aane"


Tintumon: "Adutha veettil poyi chodikk.. enikku chevi kelkilla..!!"






appooppan : "mone vandi kayaran evide nilkanam"


Tintumon : "aa roadinte nadukkottu ninna mathi, vandi thanne kerikkolum"






tintuvum bharyayum markketil poyi avide vech
1 Lady : Hai tintu
Bharya : Avlaraa.
Tintu : Branthu pidippikkalee.."nale avlum Chodikkum Nee aranennu






teacher : EEYIDE Vamsha Nasham sambavicha Oru Vanya Jeeviyude Peru Paryoo
Tintumon: "Tamizh Puli"






Tintumon Super Joke


Interviewer: "Tell me opposite words.. COOL"


Tintumon: "Hot"


Interviewer: Girl


Tintumon: "Boy"


Int: "India"


Tintu: "Pakistan"


Int: "Good Keep it up"


Tintumon: "Bad Put it down"


Int: "Stop It"


Tintumon: "Start that"


Int: "Idiot Get Out"


Tintumon: "Clever Come in"


Int: "Oh my God"


Tintumon: "Oh your devil"


Int: "I rejected You"


Tintumon: "You appointed Me"






Gopalan thengil kayari oru kai choondi: " Nokkeda kottayam CMS college kanunnu"


Tintumon: " Matte kai koodi choondiyal Kottayam medical collegum kaanam."






Bus-il oral: "ithente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu.."


Tintumon: "Enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo."






Hanuman malayayumaayi pokunna padam kandu tintumon..


" arada aa maikad panikkaaran??.. chatti illaathe manalumayi pokunnathu!!"