sardar's comedy sms

Sardar built 2 swimming pools.And he left one of them unfilled y???
when he asked him,he said,
"Oye,thats's for those who dont know swimming.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.........
Friend:How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her ,but she said her chappals is new.


Judge: Dont you have shame? Its de 3rd time dat u r coming to court
Sardar to Judge:U r coming daily,dnt u hav shame?



Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is Orange But color of Apple is not Apple.



Sardar attending a interview in a Software Company.
Manager: Do u know MS Office?
Sardar: If u give me the address,I wil go there.



One Sardar Profeesor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know y??
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...