GOODMORNING MEANS THAT a single sms for mobile users

G - Go & do
O - Offers us His
O - Outstanding
D - Devotion to
M - Make us
O - Obedient &
R - Ready for a
N - New day with Him
I - Inspire others please, and
N - New day with Him
I - Inspire others please, and
N - Never forget
G - Go & do loves you.................!!!!!!!!!!!!

sports quota funny sms

Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote entrance Exam,tortoise got 80%, rabbit got 81%. Both went 4 a admission in an engineering college,cut off needed was 85%.Rabbit didnt get admission but tortoise got admission.Why????


U remember wen v were in 1st standard tortoise won a race.......
Sports quota yaar........

sardar's comedy sms

Sardar built 2 swimming pools.And he left one of them unfilled y???
when he asked him,he said,
"Oye,thats's for those who dont know swimming.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.........
Friend:How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her ,but she said her chappals is new.


Judge: Dont you have shame? Its de 3rd time dat u r coming to court
Sardar to Judge:U r coming daily,dnt u hav shame?



Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is Orange But color of Apple is not Apple.



Sardar attending a interview in a Software Company.
Manager: Do u know MS Office?
Sardar: If u give me the address,I wil go there.



One Sardar Profeesor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know y??
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...

world's shortest love story

World's shortest Love Story 

He Smiled , she Smiled ... Baby cried

r u foreigner

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

dad and lady in bus

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing dear.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Mum : ???????

love sms

If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

stylish gud night sms

Actually truely badly gladly brucelee
jetlee rightly wrongly rarely darly 
surely idly brettly duly totally finally

I JUST WANT 2say Gud Night....