comedy sms and funny sms for mobile users, 140 characters sms

1)
sir:tell ohm'slaw.
tintu:i dnt knw fully.i knw only last prt of it.
sir:ok say it
tintu:"this is called ohms law"
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2)
''Kooduthal''



"Jaada"



''Vanda''
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Kaachikalayum!!!
Ketto.
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3)

Ramayanam clasil
Sir: Annaante(squirrel) purathe 3 vara sreeraaman talodiyappol undayatha.

Tintumon: O pinne...
ennal Seetha zebra-ye pole irikkumayirunnallo.
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4)

Boy ws In a bus. Suddnly driver applied break,he fell on a girl n kissd her. Girl-hey wt r u doin? Boy-MBA nd u? She smiled.  MORAL- ALWYS THINK ABT STUDIES.:-)
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5)
Tintu mon Police aayi,
Pitte divasam thanne joli poyi..
Why?
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Overspeed ennu paranju AMBULANCE thadanjittu!

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6)

Boy: I can kiss u wthout touchng

Girl: no u cant do dat

B:20Rs bet

G : ok

Boy kissd her very tightly.

G :hey,u touchd me.

Boy:"Innaadi ninte 20 rupa..!!"

7)
L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=54

F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=
6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16
=108


SO

Love+Love
54+54=108

It means

friendship is 2 times greater than LOVE.
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8)

Ambalathil "Ganapathi Pappa Moriya" ennu paranja Bhakthane adichu veezhthiyittu..


Tintumon: Ninakkariyilleda, Ganapathiyude PAPPA SIVAN anennu?
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9)

Unni:Ee panchayathil itrayadikam pennungal prasavichitum entha janasankya koodathe..?










Tin2: ivide oru pennu garbhini akumbol orutan mungum...
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10) Echi Vasu oru 'JOKEY' jetti vangi. Naadu muzhuvan mundu poki jetti kaati..veettil vannu petti turannu  nokkiya...
Vasu njetti...jetti atha pettiyil....
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sammelanathil mobile malayalam sms in english

 Bibikuttan:”ithrayere sthreekale sammelanathil pankeduppichathengane??”

Tintu:”prayamaya sthreekal varanda ennu paranju…kelkkenda thamasam..1 vayassulla kochukutty muthal kuzhiyilekku kalu neettiyirikkunna sakala kelavikalum odivannu!!

GOODMORNING MEANS THAT a single sms for mobile users

G - Go & do
O - Offers us His
O - Outstanding
D - Devotion to
M - Make us
O - Obedient &
R - Ready for a
N - New day with Him
I - Inspire others please, and
N - New day with Him
I - Inspire others please, and
N - Never forget
G - Go & do loves you.................!!!!!!!!!!!!

chumma randu cheviyilum vacho, chembarathiyaa

6 flowers 4 U. 1 4 wealth, 1 4 wish, 1 4 friendship and last 2; 'chumma randu cheviyilum vacho, chembarathiyaa'

Ayyappante amma ethra neyyappam chuttu

Hello sorry 2 disturb u.
    If U r not working, If U r Not busy,
    If U r not tired, If U r not lazy,
    pls answer me.
" Ayyappante amma ethra neyyappam chuttu?"

I want to 2 tell U something

I want to 2 tell U something. Pls don't misunderstand me. Pls do sincerely. Wear a helmet while walking. Bcoz empty things break easily

government adopt good looking peoples

Government adopt a new act that good looking people r thrown away from the country. U r safe. Oh God....where should i Hide?

sports quota funny sms

Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote entrance Exam,tortoise got 80%, rabbit got 81%. Both went 4 a admission in an engineering college,cut off needed was 85%.Rabbit didnt get admission but tortoise got admission.Why????


U remember wen v were in 1st standard tortoise won a race.......
Sports quota yaar........

sardar's comedy sms

Sardar built 2 swimming pools.And he left one of them unfilled y???
when he asked him,he said,
"Oye,thats's for those who dont know swimming.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.........
Friend:How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her ,but she said her chappals is new.


Judge: Dont you have shame? Its de 3rd time dat u r coming to court
Sardar to Judge:U r coming daily,dnt u hav shame?



Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is Orange But color of Apple is not Apple.



Sardar attending a interview in a Software Company.
Manager: Do u know MS Office?
Sardar: If u give me the address,I wil go there.



One Sardar Profeesor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know y??
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...

world's shortest love story

World's shortest Love Story 

He Smiled , she Smiled ... Baby cried

r u foreigner

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

thamasha

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.

dad and lady in bus

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing dear.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Mum : ???????