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1)
sir:tell ohm'slaw.
tintu:i dnt knw fully.i knw only last prt of it.
sir:ok say it
tintu:"this is called ohms law"
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2)
''Kooduthal''



"Jaada"



''Vanda''
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Kaachikalayum!!!
Ketto.
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3)

Ramayanam clasil
Sir: Annaante(squirrel) purathe 3 vara sreeraaman talodiyappol undayatha.

Tintumon: O pinne...
ennal Seetha zebra-ye pole irikkumayirunnallo.
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4)

Boy ws In a bus. Suddnly driver applied break,he fell on a girl n kissd her. Girl-hey wt r u doin? Boy-MBA nd u? She smiled.  MORAL- ALWYS THINK ABT STUDIES.:-)
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5)
Tintu mon Police aayi,
Pitte divasam thanne joli poyi..
Why?
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Overspeed ennu paranju AMBULANCE thadanjittu!

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6)

Boy: I can kiss u wthout touchng

Girl: no u cant do dat

B:20Rs bet

G : ok

Boy kissd her very tightly.

G :hey,u touchd me.

Boy:"Innaadi ninte 20 rupa..!!"

7)
L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=54

F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=
6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16
=108


SO

Love+Love
54+54=108

It means

friendship is 2 times greater than LOVE.
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8)

Ambalathil "Ganapathi Pappa Moriya" ennu paranja Bhakthane adichu veezhthiyittu..


Tintumon: Ninakkariyilleda, Ganapathiyude PAPPA SIVAN anennu?
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9)

Unni:Ee panchayathil itrayadikam pennungal prasavichitum entha janasankya koodathe..?










Tin2: ivide oru pennu garbhini akumbol orutan mungum...
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10) Echi Vasu oru 'JOKEY' jetti vangi. Naadu muzhuvan mundu poki jetti kaati..veettil vannu petti turannu  nokkiya...
Vasu njetti...jetti atha pettiyil....
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